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Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, motherfucker.
~ Wesley to Michael Myers when he's looking at him

Wesley Rhoades was a teenage bully and a minor villain in Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of John Carpenter's 1978 horror film Halloween.

He was portrayed by Daryl Sabara who also voiced Butch Magnus on The Boondocks.

Biography

Wesley Rhoades was a teenage boy who bullied and tormented Michael Myers who was several years his junior. He accused Michael's sister Judith of being a prostitute and made fun of the fact that Michael's mother Deborah worked as a stripper. A fight broke out between the two at the Haddonfield Elementary School and Wesley was forced to serve detention after class.

After school let out, Michael, having finally snapped, approached Wesley in a forest when he was walking home. Wesley, unaware of the threat, began his usual bullying, causing Michael to begin violently whacking him with a branch. Before too, Wesley anger turns into fear, and begs Michael to stop as he begins apologizing for all he ever said and done. But still, Michael continues the whack him, and eventually killing him.

He marks Michael Myers' first human kill.

Quotes

Next time I see that Myers pussy, he's dead!
~ Wesley to his friends about his revenge on Michael Myers
Hey, shitpants! What's going on?
~ Wesley's reaction when he's stopped by Michael Myers
You know, um, I heard your sister got caught selling blowjobs in the bathroom
~ Wesley's perverted lie to Michael about his older sister Judith
I heard they had to pump the cum out of her stomach *makes slurping noise*
~ Wesley lying to Michael, alleging his older sister's sexual encounters
Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing?
~ Wesley asking Michael Myers about his mother
You know, my old man said that for a buck, she'd rub her tits on his face
~ Wesley making lies about Michael's mother being a prostitute
Mikey's upset
~ Wesley mocking Michael being angry at his lies
Ball-licker, check this out!
~ Wesley presenting a pornographic picture of Michael's mother to Michael's face
I was thinking of making copies of Mommy for the whole school!
~ Wesley provoking Michael, claiming he's going to pass the pornographic pictures around school
Hey, tough guy!
~ Wesley yelling at Michael before shoving him and making more rude comments
You think she'd suck my dick for a quarter and let me suck her tits?
~ Wesley making provocative claims of what he plans to do with Michael's mother sexually
You little nancy bitch!
~ Wesley cursing Michael as he shoves and pushes him around in the bathroom
He started it!
~ Wesley's lie to the principle, attempting to frame Michael for the fist-fight in the bathroom