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The United Assassins Association (UAA, 米国暗殺者協会 in Japanese) is an organization of prominent assassins in both installments: No More Heroes and it's sequel, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle, that is based in the Calfornian city of Santa Destroy. Originally, the UAA tracked only the top 11 assassins, however, in the second game, the newer leaderboard had 51 characters.

The Assassins within the UAA where to kill higher ranked assassins in different locations in order to rank up, so the higher assassin must defend themselves from the attacking lower-ranking assassin. Travis Touchdown managed to do this twice, ranking number 1 twice in 2007 and 2010. But sometimes, he left a small number of assassins alive but he still defeated them and ranked up. Assassins often have henchmen and minions to defend them.

During the events of Desperate Struggle, the corporation led to it's downfall after Travis assassinated Jasper Batt Jr.

Ranked Assassins

No More Heroes

Rank Assassin Fate Battle Stage
11 Helter Skelter Decapitated by Travis Rooftop
10 Death Metal Decapitated by Travis Townsend Residence
9 Dr. Peace Sliced in the torso by Travis Destroy Stadium
8 Shinobu Hands cut off by left alive by Travis Abandoned Schoolhouse near Santa Destroy High School
7 Destroyman Cut in half by Travis, survived as a pair of cyborg known as New Destroyman Bear Hug Studio
6 Holly Summers Blew her head off by a Grenade by herself Body Slam Beach
5 Letz Shake Cut in half and then exploded by Travis Highway outside Senton Splash Tunnel
4 Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii Blinded, and Cut in half by a saw  Bow and Arrow Theatre
3 Speed Buster Decapitation Speed City
2 Bad Girl Stab through the Chest Stadium Basement
1 Dark Star Punch through the groin by Jeane Desert outside Forest of Bewilderment

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

Rank Assassin Fate Battle Stage
51 Skelter Helter Decapitation Rooftop
50 Nathan Copeland Sliced in half Destroy Resort
49-26 Charlie McDonald's Cheerleaders Mech Explosion Destroy University and the streets of Santa Destroy
25 Charlie MacDonald Mech Explosion Destroy University and the streets of Santa Destroy
24 Matt Helms Head Explodes, but survives as a blood-soaked child Graveyard
23 Cloe Walsh Sliced into pieces Prison Island
22-11 Unknown Assassins Killed by Dr. Letz Shake Destroy Stadium Basement
10 Dr. Letz Shake Stabbed in the brain and explodes Destroy Stadium Basement
9 Million Gunman Arms sliced off, head decapitated, and then sliced into pieces by Shinobu Jacobs Santa Destroy Bank
8 New Destroyman One had his Head decapitated and sliced into pieces. Second one has stabbed in the head and exploded by Shinobu Jacobs Abandoned Warehouse
7 Ryuji Gun down by Silvia Christel Ironcraw Point
6-5 Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell and Massimo Bellini Killed by Henry Cooldown Unknown
4 Margaret Moonlight Sliced in the stomach Guan's
3 Captain Vladimir Stabbed in the head Rolling Cradle Highway
2 Alice Twilight Sliced in half vertically Housing Complex
1 Jasper Batt Jr. Sliced in half in his parade balloon Destroy Central Plaza

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