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Gobble gobble, motherfucker!
~ Turkie
Do I smell sequel, biotch?
~ Turkie reanimates at the climax

Turkie is the main antagonist of the 2009 American independent comedy horror film, ThanksKilling.

Biography

He is first seen killing a naked Pilgrim with an axe while saying "Nice Tits Bitch!" and the girl Pilgrim mysteriously dies later offscreen.

He was resurrected by a dog that was peeing on him. He then killed it by biting it. Turkie went back onto killing spree and there are now new weapons after his original life ended and kills a driver with a gun. Turkie comes across the lustful Ali and her boyfriend making out, then he kills Ali's boyfriend (she barely notices) and then he mocks Ali's lust before snapping her neck.

He was with a Teen's Dad and Mom (offscreen) and he skins the sherrif (Dad) and slits the Mother's throat. The teens arrive and think he is the Sheriff but when they see the Turkie has fooled them he dressed up as a cartoon turkey which was eaten by one of them named Billy and he ripped through Billy's chest and says Gobble Gobble Motherfucker, now thats what I call fowlplay. Billy's courpse was mourned by his friend a nerd (one of the teens) but later he tries to kill them but gets shot and thought to be killed.

BUT later he gets radioactive and kills the nerd by ripping off his tongue, he injured one of the remaining teens but one of them killed him by lighting him one fire and onto his teepee (which he lived in as a Indian which he was before coming as a possessed turkey) killing him he later was revived as meat and attacks a family setting the upcoming sequel.

Appearance

He's your ordinary turkey but talks and kills. He got dark magic powers from the Satanic deal and is now existing only to kill all white people.

Personallity

That was an axe-ident!
~ Turkie mocks a man he killed with an axe

He's evil for a turkey that is working with the Devil.

He loves making puns and gruesome jokes about those he murdered. He values his own safety above all others and completely despises human life. He will stop at nothing to kill everyone he meets; especially white people because the Native American chief wanted vengeance on what happened to his people so he summoned Turkie to carry out these deeds for him.

He is very self aware, knowing full well he is in a film, as he says he smells sequels at the end and often cracks cheesy jokes.

You can really not blame Turkie for being so evil, actually. Look at it his way: A foreign race comes to his tribe's land completely out of nowhere, slaughters half of them through illness, then deliberately sets out to butcher the survivors in the most callous way possible, then builds temples to a barbaric god over their villages and own temples, and then, to top things off, the marauding race celebrates the genocide they had committed by reinstating the date as "Thanksgiving". So no wonder Turkie is as pissed off as he seems, because from his perspective, his victims deserve what they get, which is why Turkie always cracks devious insults when killing.

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