|“||I hate those f**kin' kids.||„|
|~ The White Bitch before her death.|
The White Bitch is the main antagonist of Epic Movie.
She was portrayed by Jennifer Coolidge who played the character in the American Pie movie franchise known simply as Stifler's Mom.
While the movie makes fun of many different things, it mostly does the parody of the movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, with her parodying The White Witch. She rules over "Gnarnia" while declaring "wire tops", "no gay marriage" and "no black people".
She plans to destroy the resistance movement of Gnarnia that is against her by sending a wmd (weapon of mass destruction) bomb into their camp to kill them all (in a parody of one of the Superman movies). In the unrated version of the movie, the White Bitch's plan to destroy the "Gnarnian" resistance differently by using a powerful crystal that will create the continent of her own new "Gnarnia" where she and her followers will thrive (in a parody of Lex Luthor's plot from Superman Returns).
Unlike the White Witch, she is shown as a slut, offering her breasts to others to get information from them. She is killed at the end after her army is destroyed, by being run over by a wheelbarrel rode by her former spy Captain Jack Swallows.