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The Melty Man is an imaginary/metaphorical villain mentioned in the TV show Coupling. He is said to be an invisible supervillain who causes men to become impotent. The characters describe him as "Professor Moriarty in groin form" and "Darth Vader without the helmet." Supposedly, saying or even thinking his name will cause him to strike and cause a man to lose his erection during sex.