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Steve is the rotten main antagonist in the Blue's Clues parody video, Why Steve Quit. In the video, he is very stubborn and aggressive toward the Blue and Blue's Clues house residents all because Blue wants him to play Blue's Clues to figure out what game to play outside. After so much aggression, he skidoos into the yellow picture frame leading to a world tour seen in the credits of the video.
What He Roared to Each Blue's Clues House resident
To Mr. Salt
SHUT UP MR. SALT! YOU'RE ALL FRENCH! WHY YOU'RE FRENCH I DON'T EVEN KNOW! AND HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FUCKING KID?! FOR ONE THING, MRS. PEPPER PROBABLY HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A CHILI POWDER AND THE FACT THAT YOUR SEASONING MEANS YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE! SO SHUT UP!
To Tickety Tock
I'M CRAZY?! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S RINGING MY BELLS ALL THE FUCKING TIME! AND WHY DO YOU SING ALL THE TIME?! YOU SUCK! IF YOU WERE TO GO ON AMERICAN IDOL, EVERYONE WOULD GRAB A SLEDGEHAMMER AND DISMANTLE YOU! THAT'S HOW BAD YOU SUCK!
To Sidetable Drawer
Oh you would like that, huh Sidetable Drawer? You love it when I stick my hand in your head. You get all kinds of excited. AND HERE'S A GOOD QUESTION: HOW COME YOU'RE THE ONLY FUCKING DRAWER IN THIS HOUSE THAT CAN TALK?! THERE ARE A LOT OF DRAWERS IN THIS HOUSE, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TALKING TO ME! AREN'T YOU SPECIAL!
To Slippery Soap
"WHOA!" WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT?! YOU'RE NOT A SURFER! YOU'RE NOT RIDING ON A ROLLER COASTER! THERE'S BEEN NO FUCKING EARTHQUAKE HERE! EVER! WHY THE HELL DO YOU SAY THAT?! AND STOP TALKING WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER!
Before Mailbox Enters
(Mailtime Song Intro)
SHUT UP! (Which interrupts the mailtime song)
After Mailbox Enters
I DON'T WANT THE MAIL! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE OF YOUR FUCKING JOKES! AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET FROM THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE TO THE BACK WINDOW?! Y'KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND! JUST GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING FLLLLAAAAG!