Huh. Neat.
~ Sonic's main catchphrase.

Sonic the Hedgehog is the main protagonist of "Sonic for Hire". Unlike the cool, friendly, successful Blue Blur we know and love from other media, this version is selfish, uncaring, greedy, arrogant, and out-of-work because of his decreasing popularity and the fact that he wasted all his money on Coke and Dreamcast stock and his only interest is getting enough money for his rent. His landlord and "best friend", Tails (who is revealed to have wasted Sonic's money at the first place), sends him on random jobs in order to help him out, but Sonic has no feelings for him what-so-ever and would allow him to get killed by the Mob, who Sonic ultimately becomes the boss of in the 3rd season.