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|“||It's all ogre now.||„|
He serves as an anti-hero of the series.
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Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
The story is about about a nine year old boy who is obsessed with Shrek and own all of his movies and merchandise. He prays to Shrek every night before bed, always ending with "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life." However, his Dad hears him, runs in and calls him a faggot. The boy smiled smugly, as he knew the Dad was jealous of his devotion for Shrek. In return, he called him a cunt. The dad slapped the boy and sent him back to sleep. As the boy lies in his cold bed, Shrek mysteriously appears, much to the boys enjoyment. He whispers in his ear "This is my swamp". He then grabs the boy and placed him on his hands and knees. The boy grinned in pleasure and spread his butt-cheeks as Shrek proceeded to have intercourse with the boy. The boy claimed it hurt so much, but he did it for Shrek's pleasure. The boy's butt tears as his eyes start to water. Shrek roars a mighty roar and fills his butt with his love. The dad walks in, surprised. Shrek stared at the dad and said "It's all ogre now" (implying he would be back the kill the dad soon). Shrek flew out the boy's window. The dad was horrified (and eventually hangs himself), but the boy was simply happy with the experience. He happily claims "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life 2
The story begins with the kid from the first story on his last day of school in his last class (meaning the kid must have grown since the last story). He was talking to his favorite teacher, thanking his for a "shrektastic" year. The teacher simply said "It was charming to be with you". Horrified, the kid had discovered it was Prince Charming the entire time. The kid lunged at Charming, trying to shove onions in his rectum, but to no avail. Suddenly, Fairy Godmother emerged from his anus and put a "layer restriction" spell on him, she then says "It's all ogre now". Just as the boy was being stripped of his layers, Shrek crashed through the ceiling. Quick to protect the boy, Shrek grabbed Charming by the penis, ripped it off and strangled him with it. Fairy Godmother attempted to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his "onion-zooka" and shot her. As Fairy Godmother burned to ashes, Shrek restored the kid's layers and gave him an onion (it was also implied he sodomized the kid again). He claims "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life".
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life 3
The story begins with the protagonist from the first two stories starting high school. He is then stopped by Drek Bullies (who are implied to be servants of Drek). They bully him mercilessly and the kid prays for Shrek to stop them. After ruthless tormenting, a strange smell of onions fills the room. Drek 2 states he could "fuckin' destroy Shrek". Just then Shrek himself says "Like that's ever gonna happen." and bursts in exposing his erect penis. He then plays the song All Star by the band Smash Mouth, cranked up to eleven and the force of the music shreds the skin off their faces. Shrek grabs them, mashes them into a ball in the shape of an onion and throws the ball out of the window as the screams of students can be heard from below. Shrek then turns to the kid and he can't resist Shrek, refusing to let him down and bends over, begging Shrek to have sex with him. Shrek then haves intercourse with the boy, filling his butt with his love. At one point, a man sees this, puts a gun to his head and kills himself. The boy passes out but wakes up in an Intensive Care Unit. At the end, the kid passes High School and earns a Scholarship. He thanks Shrek for this and says "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.".
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life 4ever after
The story starts with yet the same child in a foster home, but this time he seems to have a different origin. He never knew his parents and his mom died when giving birth to him. At the foster home, none of the caretakers really cared for him and he is endlessly bullied. The only comfort he found at the foster home was Shrek as his films brought joy to his days.
On the day of his 12th birthday he woke up, put on his Shrek 2 T-shirt and went downstairs to the other children. However, the children only pointed and laughed at him because he had no friends or family to come to his birthday party. One 'child' states "You don't have any friends. Except for Shrek, of course.", He says rolling his eyes. He then says "Even an idiot like you should know that Shrek is Drek". Afterwards, the boy somberly went to his room and wrote in his diary; "May 18th, I've been surrounded by people all day but I've never felt more alone". He closes the book and takes a deep breath, suddenly his lungs were filled with the scent of onions. A figure in a window states in a soft fatherly voice "You are never alone. Not now. Not ever". The boy turned around and saw a glowing green figure. The boy asks if the figure is Shrek and Shrek replies "Aye, it is. I'm here for your birthday, laddy". The boy smiles, thanking Shrek for making this day the most magical day of his life. Shrek grabs his hand and tells the boy to come with him, as his presents are downstairs. He hops up, grabs Shrek's huge hand and rushes downstairs with him.
The children looked at Shrek with awe as he entered the room with the boy. The boy wonders what his presents are and Shrek winks at him, spreading his arms like an airplane and clotheslines the kids, the boy sadistically watches as they slowly die, enjoying the sound of their necks breaking and hearing their last breaths. Shrek picks up the surviving children and un-buttons his pants and let his penis swing out and effortlessly impaled the children on his cock. He proceeds the fuck their corpses, his penis exploding his "sweet onion sauce". He tossed their corpses aside and turned to the boy. The boy happily rushed to Shrek's still erect dick and exposed his butt-cheeks. Shrek proceeded to once again have sex with him. Afterwards, the boy passed out and Shrek slipped him off his penis and carried him to bed.
He tucked him in his bed, just as he was about to leave, the boy begged Shrek to stay and be his father. Shrek chuckled and said "I am your father, laddy. For all who truly believe in me are my children." Shrek winked and leaped out the window. The boy happily falls asleep and claims "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life".
The original story appeared on 4chan, as a greentext tale telling the infamous (un)true story about a little boy who prayed to Shrek, prior to being sodomized by the character. After that, an outpour of other people's encounters with Shrek came.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life 2
|“||This is my swamp.||„|
|“||Yer goin' the right way for a smacked bottom.||„|
|~ Shrek whenever angered or enraged.|
|“||I am your father, laddy. For all who truly believe in me are my children||„|
|~ Shrek to one of his brogres|
|“||You should have checked yourself before you Shrek'd yourself, laddeh.||„|
|“||This is the part where you run away.||„|
|~ Shrek usually before killing his enemies.|
|“||What are you doing in my swamp!?||„|
|~ Shrek usual reaction to intruders.|