|“|| Sam: Hello, worthless students. I'm your new instructor. [crash] No one's ever failed my class...that's lived through it. I can assure you these next 4 weeks will be the worst years of your miserable lives. Your spine will break, your teeth will ache, your eyes will be bloodshot. You will drive out of this school in style. All you will be carted out in your granny's hand basket. Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: No talking.
Peterson: Does that mean... [Roderick throws Peterson through the door]
Roderick: Second Rule: no eating in my class. Would anyone care for a bon-bon.
Monroe: Uhh, I'll eat one. [all gasp. Monroe walks to Roderick]
Roderick: Pick your favorite. [Monroe takes one and eats it] How's it taste?
Monroe: It's a delightful taste sensation.
Roderick: No eating in my classroom! [throws Monroe through another door]
|~ Sam explaining the rules of the class.|
Sam Roderick is clearly based on Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from the 1987 film, Full Metal Jacket.