|“||Pshhhkohhh... Now is realm in chaos. Broken. Machine with too many parts. But Illuminati plan needs one thing, missing piece to bring world order. Give world harmony. Make world perfect.||„|
|~ Quickthinx Allthoughts talking to Cid after his goblins kill a goblin informant|
Quickthinx Allthoughts is the antagonist of the Alexander storyline in Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward. He is the master of an organization called the Illuminati.
Quickthinx Allthoughts is a goblin who leads the Illuminati. He first appears after the Adventurer defeats the Oppressor inside Alexander, an ancient fortress in the Dravanian Hinterlands. He intends to use Alexander as a Primal to drain the aether from the lands of Hydaelyn, which would cause the land surrounding Alexander to become lifeless. Throughout the storyline, the Adventurer, Mide, and Cid seeks to stop him from using the technology he sought for inside Alexander.
In the "Midas" part of the Alexander storyline, he is battled by the player in the third floor.