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ME-ARRGH!
~ Pirate Cat Captain

The Pirate Cats were a group of pirates from the American Dad! episode, "Stan's Best Friend".

Plot

The Pirate cats crushed Steve's new puppy Kisses with their hot air balloon. Stan and Steve was playing Frisbee with Kisses when Stan threw the frisbee toward the street. Just when it looked like a car was going to run over Kisses, he jumped high enough to avoid the car and catch the frisbee. But after that, he was crushed under the Pirate cats' hot air balloon and was left in critical condition, leaving no other reasonable choice but to pull the plug, which Stan refused to do. He tried to find some research in the library on how to save Kisses and found a flyer of Dr. Lizzy, a veterinarian who seemed like she can save any animal. By the time the family decided to pull the plug on Kisses, Stan took him from the animal hospital and drove him to Kentucky to Dr. Lizzy's house. She "saved" Kisses, but he became horribly deformed. He was hooked up to a car battery, the top of his head was replaced with a baseball mitt, and his eyes were removed and are now where his testicles used to be. Stan had a dream of his old dog Freddie in Heaven. He was riding a boat with him. Freddie told Stan that saving Kisses is not going to bring him back. If Kisses can't run and play, then what's the point? The next morning, Stan blew up Kisses with dynamite, sending him to Heaven with a bang.

          AmericanDadTitle Villains

Smith Family
Stan Smith | Roger Smith (Ricky Spanish, Martin Sugar, & Dudley Dingleberry) | Klaus Heissler | Jack Smith | Betty Smith

Main antagonist/Recurring Characters/Guest Star Characters
Avery Bullock | Brian Lewis | Santa Claus | Memphis Stormfront | The Devil | Lorraine | Barry Robinson | Nemo the Anti-Christ | Henry | Black Villain | Steve-arino | Stelio Kontos | Roy Family | Randy | Buckle the Mountain Man | Phillip | Hiko Yoshida | Tearjerker | Hot Tub | Tracey Bryant | Chaz Migliaco | Goran the Mutilator | Emperor Zing | Christie White | Foster | Dusty Baker | Luis Ramirez | June Rosewood | Alistair Covax | Artemis | Gina | Phyllis | Holly Graham | Nurse Jocelyn | Dr. Constance and Wilhelm von Stroheim | Morbo | The Falcon | The RB Killer | Nat | Scarlett Reynolds | The Poltergazm | Common Garden Snake of Rumallah | Cuddles | Belgian Terrorist | Bobby the Bullet | Man Stroking Cat A Menacingly | Butch Johnson | Dan Vebber | Demetrious Pertz | Donnie | Fernando Jaramillo | Johnny Concussion | Hank Henderson | Henry Fischer | Jimmy Carter | Meg Penner | Jim | Ernie | Stanferatu | Future Cyborg Stan Smith | B'thazalom the Nameless One | Avery Bullock, Sr. | Toad-Button | Charles Guiteau Clone

Groups & Organizations
The Police of Vice and Virtue | Pirate Cats | McKennon Foundation | Crow People | Bahamian Drug Gang | The Dawson Family | The Collectors | Exotic Food Club | Eco-Warriors | Handicapped Mafia | Warehouse Drug Gang | Hogwarts Drug Gang | Appalachian Trail Chop Shop Candy Gang | Crazy Lake People | The Order of the Hand and Nest | Ladybugs | Magillicutty Gang | Bowango Rebels | Michell and Webb Beauty Glam-Bam Sales Force | The Chinese Mafia | Loan Sharks | Hall Monitors

See Also
Family Guy Villains | The Cleveland Show Villains

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