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|“||Well eventually I'll be wanting you to squishevery pirate of the face of the planet into a sticky red goo, but for now let's just... KILL GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD||„|
|~ Ozzie Mandrill controlling LeChuck|
|“||LeChuck! You colossal idiot, I order you to cease this at once! Hey! Wait a minute... you can't do this to me... I'm Ozzie Mandrill. I'm the future of the Carribean. I command... stop... don't... Aaiiiiieeeeee!||„|
|~ Ozzie Mandrill's last words, right before being killed by LeChuck|
According to H. T. Marley, Ozzie Mandrill was an Australian businessman who had been struggling to make business deals with others. Captain Marley took pity on Ozzie and told him tales about the Caribbean and some of it's voodoo secrets to cheer him up. One of the secrets was about a ego shattering talisman called the Ultimate Insult, which apparently caught Ozzie's interest. The next day, while Marley was competing in the American cup boat race, Ozzie apparently rammed Marley's boat into a fierce whirlpool, possibly to prevent him from telling anyone else about the Ultimate Insult.
Escape from Monkey Island
Around twenty years later, Ozzie Mandrill moved to Luca Island within the Tri-Island Area and started buying up realestate across the Caribbean, including business owned by pirates. Those who refuse to sell are then challenged to some form of insult duel for their property and inevitable lose against Ozzie's witty insults. Guybush Threepwood eventually meets Ozzie on Luca Island after being framed for a crime he didn't commit, and Ozzie makes no secret of his dislike towards him and hatred for pirates.