|“|| Slay: We are from the planet of Misfit Minions.|
Reese: Where all banished servants of Santa Claus are sent.
Beru: We were all lost; hopeless and forsaken...
Jinga: But now Turles has given us a new chance at life...
Jinga and Beru: and at revenge.
|~ The Misfit Minions introducing themselves|
They are all former helpers of Santa who got banished to the planet of Misfit Minions, before allying themselves with Turles to get revenge on Christmas.
- Slay - A former mall Santa who was banished after he dropped a firetruck on a kid's house when he asked for one
- Reese - Someone who raped Rudolph, putting him forever on Santa's naughty list
- Jinga & Beru - Two elves who used to work in Santa's workshop until a robot they built to aid production went on a murderous rampage.
- S.N.O.W Man - The robot that Jinga and Beru built. His name is an acronym for "Sentient Non Organic Work Manager."