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This scum Kearney Zzyzwicz
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IT MUST BE REWRITTEN OR ADDED TO!!
So sayeth the great Lord of Darkness Sauron:
or he will send Darth Vader to terminate you.
Kearney Zzyzwicz (voiced by Nancy Cartwright) is one of Springfield Elementary's many bullies.

Role

He has a buzz cut, and wears a torn white T-shirt, blue shorts, and studded wristbands. Although he looks and sounds to be around Jimbo or Dolph's age, Kearney is actually older. He is the only Springfield Elementary School student who remembers the Watergate Scandal and the 1976 Bicenntenial (according to Principal Skinner), was in Otto the bus driver's third-grade class (according to Otto), owns a car (even though he rode the school bus on "A Milhouse Divided", "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer", and "How the Test Was Won"), regularly shaves, has custody of a child from a divorce, is old enough to vote in a general U.S. election, was sent to prison (though Bart imagined Kearney as one of the juvenile hall inmates in "Marge Be Not Proud" and in "Lisa the Skeptic", Kearney is seen working alongside Jimbo and Dolph in a juvenile hall chain gang), and pays taxes (though it is heavily implied that Kearney has no job nor receives any means of income (in "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II", Kearney asks a department store Santa for a vibrating video game chair for Christmas and Kearney's son tells his father that they cannot afford it), though Kearney had a temporary job as a camp counselor in the season four episode, "Kamp Krusty", along with Dolph and Jimbo, and once applied to be a nanny for The Simpsons (of whom Homer approved, but Marge did not).

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Springfield Republican Party
Mr. Burns | Waylon Smithers | Blue-Haired Lawyer | Birch Barlow | Lindsey Naegle

Terwilliger Family
Robert Terwilliger Jr. | Cecil Terwilliger | Francesca Terwilliger | Gino Terwilliger | Robert Terwilliger Sr. | Dame Judith Underdunk

Springfield Mafia
Fat Tony | Fit Tony

Environmental Protection Agency
Russ Cargill

Recurring Characters
Itchy & Scratchy | Space Mutants | Patty & Selma Bouvier | Herman Hermann | Nelson Muntz | Jebidiah Springfield | Jimbo Jones | Dolph Starbeam | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Agnes Skinner | God | Jessica Lovejoy | Artie Ziff | Baby Gerald | Wainwright Montgomery Burns | Snake Jailbird | Senator Mendoza | Matt Groening | Constance Harm

Treehouse of Horror
Kang & Kodos | Killer Krusty Doll | Zombies | Ned Flanders | The Devil | Gremlin | Count Burns | Seymour Skinner | Lard Lad | Groundskeeper Willie | Hugo Simpson II | Bart (Fly) | Witch Marge | The Collector | Killer Toupée | King Snorky | Homer's Clones | Billy the Kid | Julius Hibbert | Jonathan Frink Sr. | Muttonchop Murderer | The Blob | The Grand Pumpkin

Guest Star Characters
Black Weasel | Cesar & Ugolín | Adil Hoxha | Lucille Botzcowski | Professor Werner Von Brawn | Bob Arnold | Lyle Lanley | Kindergarten Teacher | Adolf Hitler | Robotic Richard Simmons | The Leader | Movementarians | Francine Rhenquist | Hank Scorpio | Miss Goodthighs | Molloy | Rex Banner | Dexter Colt | The Jockeys | Hell's Satans | Jack Crowley | Cooder & Spud | French Chef | Jim Hope | Larry Kidkill | Howard K. Duff VIII | White Dog | Frank Grimes, Jr. | Captain Mordecai Barrows | Clownface | Simon Cowell | Officer Krackney | Shadow Knight | Baby Button Eyes | Stanley DeGroot | Will Wright | Stubborn Ape | Mr. Dirt | Sparklemon | William Shakespeare | Julia | Andy Hamilton | Devan & Quenley Woosterfield | Comic Book Guy (Brick Like Me) | Bart Simpson's Creatures | Mav & Portia | Blue-Eyed Man | Nigel Bakerbutcher