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You will drown in a river of blood. You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. Judgement Day is upon you. The Apocalypse is NIGH!
~ Jonah Hill after being possessed by a demon.

Jonah Hill, portrayed by himself, is one of the main characters and later the tertiary antagonist in the movie This Is The End. He is pretentious, passive-aggressive, self-righteous, and does not get along with Jay Baruchel (the film's main protagonist).

Biography

Apocalypse Began

He was first seen in the movie among those whom invited by James Franco, oblivious with the dawn of apocalypse on the outside until Jay and Seth barged in and warned them what happened. Neither he and the rest of party-goers took it seriously until the earthquake reach the house, prompt them to evacuate to the outside and greeted by sight of Hollywood in flames.

At that moment, Jonah and the others witnessed Michael Cera being impaled by damaged lamp post before sunk into earth crust, which followed by several sinkhole that appeared around James Franco's lawn that merged into colossal one, consuming unfortunate guests and celebrities that fell into it. During this point, Jonah used this opportunity to “accidentally” knocked Jay into the hole, though the latter managed to hoist himself up and returned to the house.

Franco was stressed that everyone except himself, Jay, Craig, Jonah, and Danny(whom presence remained unnoticed until the next day) ended up either killed or scattered on the outside aa Jonah pretend to comfort traumatized Jay. They later watch the news where the disaster occurred in every single continents on Earth that also caused Internet permanently shut down and nullify phone signals that renders cellphones or other kind of the telephones useless. Internet and loss of signal was the beginning as riots erupts in all civilization on Earth that caused it collapsed, right before TV signals lost for good. The distressed Jay stated that he don’t wanted to die in Franco’s house much to Seth’s chagrin. Everyone became panic until they heard a chopper approach the house. Their joy was cut short as it’s turned out the chopper crashed onti Franco’s lawn. The crash caused one of the chunk of it’s propeller vane bursts into Franco’s mansion, much to Craig’s horror and frustration as the said chunk slighty cut his finger.

Jay's Deduction of Apocalypse and Disastrous Misunderstanding

After gathering the remaining supplies, everyone then sleep for another day. The next day, Danny, (whom turned out snuck into Franco's house on the other day and survived the disaster), wasted some of their supplies, inciting argument until a survivor’s head popped out and begged for help. Another argument ensues where Franco and his friends debated whether they should led the man in until the man himself suddenly decapitated by mysterious presence on the outside. The survivor's head caused Danny to be panicked and kicked it in disgust, hilariously caused the others to kicked it like soccer ball until Jonah stops them. The boys then goes to peek on the outside, only to find that the presence that decapitated the man no longer on sight, and so does the man's body.

Jay than deduced that Judgement day has occurred since the city set ablaze and countless good people whom beamed to the sky were raptured where the beam brought their souls straight to Heaven by God, and as this happens, Satan and the demons would be released on Earth. Jonah and the others don't believe his deduction on their situation, but nevertheless established Franco's house as the shelter.

After spent some time consuming all drugs that they had (with Jay being the least enthusiastic about it but get apong after accidently drink a can of beverage mixed with ecstacy) and make some con-movies, the boys relaxed until Emma showed up and break into the shelter. Emma still oblivious with what happened as she thought that they dealing with zombie apocalypse (presumably because she encountered a bunch of cannibals on her way to Franco's house), and James had her stay on a room. An argument ensues between the boys because they didn't want Emma felt discomfort with her being the only girl in the shelter. Unfortunately, the argument ended up became tense and during that time, the boys mentioned about rape out loud where Emma, whom turned out heard the argument all the time but oblivious with it's full context, became angrier than ever. She forced the boys to give her all beverages and escaped, much to everyone's dismay.

Water Supply Crisis

The disastrous misunderstanding led them to choose who would go to the basement through the house's lawn. Jay asked if there were any volunteers and Jonah said "Yeah. Any Volunteers to go with Jay?" expecting Jay to die. After the two argue the group decide by choosing burnt matches among the intact ones. Craig was chosen to go outside and given a lifeline. Little that he knew that his friends screwed up by forgetting to hold the rope until Craig arrived near the basement's door. Realizing their mistake, the boys warned Craig that they didn't hold the rope just as Craig spotted the mysterious presence that decapitated the survivor long before, causing him to flee back into the house. But the mysterious presence pulled the rope that Craig accidentally pulled to the outside and tries to pulled him back. Jonah didn't help much of the situation as when he threw the knife, he intentionally ended up impaling Jay's leg but made it look like an accident. 

The exasperated Franco then yelled out loud that the water supply was right below them, giving the idea to made a hole un the floor to enter through. Though there' an argument between Franco, Danny, and Seth, the digging was succeed when Jay aid Seth once Danny sulks and left Seth for worked himself. The success was cut-short where when they limit the water consumption to survive the now hostile environment, Danny screwed up by wasting every single drop of water and even sprayed them during the heat of the argument, forced the boys to kick Danny out. In retaliation, Danny, whom given a gun by Franco, shoot them all only to revealed that the gun was given empty bullets. As everyone berated Danny, Danny yelled that civilization has crumbled and stated that they're just self-righteous jerks. Danny even revealed that Jay was already in town two months prior, but stayed at a hotel, instead of at Rogen's house, because of their strained friendship where Jay also previously asked Danny not to tell the truth.

Possession

Minute before rape jonah

Jonah before raped by Incubus

After kicked Danny out, Jonah was fed with Jay's lies and openly insulted Jay, resulting the latter leaves but not without punch him on the nose, giving Jonah nasty nosebleed. Before sleeping, the still upset Jonah prays for God to kill Jay out of pure spite. Instead of fulfilled his wishes as Jay's negative opinion about Jonah was true all along, God condemned Jonah by allowed an Incubus raping him as retribution of his wrong doings.
Jonah spewing vomit!

Possessed Jonah's Vomit Attack!!!

On the next morning, Jonah behaves normal until Jay and Craig left where Incubus, whom also possessed Jonah began to caused him lost consciousness. Seth and Franco believed that he suffer LBS (Low Blood Sugar) episode and try to feed him with a milky way snack before Jonah unexpectedly awoke and declare the apocalypse before passed out again.

Two celebrities notices strange brown liquid that came out from Jonah's mouth, before Jonah unexpectedly push and blind them with a hose of vomit and sneak away. Jonah then ambushed Franco and pounches on him. Seth yelled on Jonah not to eat Franco, only to be tossed to the edge of the hole to the basement. Jonah then threatens to rape Seth before the latter headbutted him, resulting Jonah hurled him to the second floor like a softball.

As the two celebrities goes for hiding, Jonah stalk on then and found them in one of Franco's wardrobes. However, the duo jumped away and frantically descend on the stairs just as Jay and Craig showed up and subdue Jonah before tied the possessed comedian to one of their beds.

Exorcism attempt and Karmic Death

Jay exorcize Jonah!

Jay exorcising Jonah a'la The Exorcist.

After discussing their recent situation that Apocalypse is indeed occurs and realized that they still on the dying realm of the living due to their past wrongdoings, the boys then decided to exorcising Jonah. By using the exorcising trick in the film Exorcist, Jay, with makeshift cross out of spatulas, tries to kick the demon out of Jonah's body. When the attempts eventually come into fruition, Jonah managed to pinned Jay and Seth fight against each other but the process caused them to set the whole room ablaze. Jonah became panic and desperately asked them to put the flames out, only to be burned alive himself and spread the flame as he angrily chase the boys.
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Jonah's death

The fiery chase ends with the boys on the outside just as a debris fell onto Jonah's body, killing him. As he died alongside the demon whom possessed him, his remains were buried inside the remains of Franco's house.

Quotes

A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors. They'll rescue Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys will come.
~ Jonah Hill regarding who rescue team would be saved first.
This is no dream! This is really happening! No!
~ Jonah Hill raped (or presumably molested instead due to him being male) by an Incubus.
Jonah Hill: I'm gonna tity**** you, Seth!
Seth: Please don't tity**** me!
Jonah Hill: What are they, big B's or small C's? I'm gonna push your *****es together! PUSH THEM TOGETHER!!!!!
~ Possessed Jonah's attempt rape on Seth Rogen.
Something, um, not-that-chill happened last night.
~ Jonah Hill regarding his rape experience by an Incubus.

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Trivia

  • Due to the fact he is missing in the Heaven scene, it is possible Jonah went to Hell.
  • Jonah Hill's demonized self is a parody of both Evil Dead and The Exorcist.
    • The scene where Jonah Hill is raped by a demon is a parody of a similar scene in Rosemary's Baby (1968). The line "This isn't a dream, this is really happening!" is lifted straight from this scene.