|This scum Joe Cabot|
is driving Cruella insane!
IT MUST BE REWRITTEN OR ADDED TO!!
So sayeth the great Lord of Darkness Sauron:
or he will send Darth Vader to terminate you.
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|“||So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.||„|
|~ Joe Cabot|
Joe Cabot is a criminal mastermind and crime boss that specializes in armed robberies, hijackings, and moving and selling stolen property. Cabot puts together "jobs", along with his son "Nice Guy" Eddie Cabot, by recruiting different career criminals and planning out the details of each robbery. Cabot serves as the main antagonist of the Quentin Tarantino film Reservoir Dogs.
He was played by the late Lawrence Tierney, who also portrayed John Dillinger from the 1945 film, Dillinger, and Don Brodka from The Simpsons.