JFK is a smooth-talking, charismatic ladies-man who's both intelligent and compassionate, except that he's neither intelligent nor compassionate, much like his clonefather. Maybe he's only aware of the playboy aspect of the late, great American president, or maybe he's just compensating because of his two gay foster dads. Either way, this womanizing, vain, and oftentimes inconsiderate clone provides Clone High with endless comedy and rock-hard abs.

At the season finale, he finally sleeps with Joan of Arcadia, one of Abe Lincoln's friends (who she have a crush on), much to the clones' shock, especially Abe and much to anger of Cleopatra.