|“||I shall vanquish it!||„|
|~ Golan accepting Keith's challenge to ride The Beast.|
He is the main character of the show, but however he is not a good example of a "heroic" protagonist who done many horrible things, such as kidnapping a mother while thinking she was the Tooth Fairy (who Golan developed feelings for), beating up Alexis's boyfriend, Keith, and ripping the arms off of a waiter and shortly beating up Keith again but by wielding the waiter's arms. Golan is exceptionally strong, able to bust into walls without feeling pain, able to tear a door apart, and able to lift up cars and trees with his hands
Golan is very greedy, deceitful, manipulative, villainous selfish, uncaring, treacherous, loathsome, and brutal. He doesn't care too much about the chaos he commits and the Beekler family (except for Dylan), but he really hates Alexis's boyfriend, Keith.
Golan is a tall, obese white demon with large horns, red eyes, and sharp teeth. Ever since he was banished, all he wears are wristbands with spikes and black underpants. On both of his hands and both of his feet, he has small claws.
- He was voiced by Josh Miller in Season 1, and Rob Riggle in Season 2.