NOTE: This article is specifically about the pre-scratch kids' version of Jack Noir, and thus only info about this particular version of Jack Noir should be included.
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Jack Noir is the central antagonist of the webcomic Homestuck (serving as the main antagonist of Acts 1-4, the secondary antagonist of Act 5 and a supporting antagonist in Act 6 and 7) and a character in the anthology webcomic Paradox Space. He was the Archagent of Derse before killing the Black Queen and stealing her ring to then start a rampage.
Biography[]
Jack: Ascend[]
Jack Noir had no love for his princess clown costume and refused to wear it. The Black Queen, ruler of Derse, insisted he did and indeed seemed to enjoy his humiliation. By chance, he had acquired a box containing a very powerful weapon lost by the players, which he used in a fit of rage to kill the Black Queen and take her ring. The ring granted him a massive power boost and transformations based on the prototypings: He lost an arm but gained two tentacles at the waist. His head morphed into a mangled jester's hat, he grew wings and cat ears and a sword appeared lodged in his chest (which he could remove without injury).
Having taken the effects of three prototypings (the fourth had not yet progressed that far), he took control of Derse and became known as the Sovereign Slayer. He flew down to the battlefield and began slaughtering Dersite and Prospitian alike, destroying the scepters of the Black King (which hold the same power as the Queens' rings). Using the White King's scepter, he brought down a rain of meteors onto the battlefield, which transported them to Earth. He then proceeded to demolish Prospit.
Fourth Prototyping[]
Bec Noir
When the time came for the fourth player, Jade Harley, to prototype her Kernelsprite, her dog Becquerel jumped into the kernel on his own. As the First Guardian of Earth, Becquerel is known for having ridiculous, if vaguely defined, powers over space. In his final transformation, Becquerel's traits seemed to overwhelm many of the other prototyping elements; he lost his tentacles (although he can still extend them if desired) and jester's hat, and his head took on a canine appearance. In addition to the standard power boost the fourth prototyping would have given him anyway, he also gained Becquerel's absurd reflexes and powers of teleportation and super speed, and is usually seen surrounded by a telltale green and yellow shifting energy field.
While no more powerful than a king or queen would be in his place, Jack's disregard for the rules and established order of the game make him incredibly dangerous and unpredictable. He is currently, as Dave put it, "In charge of random teleportation murders," having made a habit of appearing suddenly and killing people in an attempt to find an opponent that can challenge him. This search has so far proved fruitless; he has killed even the most powerful opponents, like Bro and Rose, with very little effort.
However, Jack has two weaknesses. The first is Becquerel's love for Jade. When he was prototyped, Jack found himself unable to harm Jade, or even allow her to come to harm. The second is his attraction to the Prospit Exile Parcel Mistress, who, upon putting on the White Queen's ring, now has the exact same powers and abilities as Jack. She hates him with a burning passion and is currently hunting him down in revenge for killing her beloved, the Wayward Vagabond.
Final Battle[]
As Jack is chased down by the Parcel Mistress, he gets mad at her and decides to fight back. As they battle, Jade interrupts and ends up getting punched in the face by the Parcel Mistress. Jack gets distracted by this and the Parcel Mistress cuts his arm off and steals his ring before punching him in the face, which sends him flying straight to the ground. After the battle he is patched up by Ms. Paint whom he seemingly attaches to. Since he isn't killed on-screen, it's possible that he redeemed himself to socialize with help of Ms. Paint.
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