| “ | Computation complete. Now, terminal function, destroy! Destroy! DESTROY! | „ |
| ~ Rachel about to fight Joe and Silvia |
Serial Killer Android Miss Bloody Rachel is a shape-shifting android created by Dr. Cranken using the data from Joe and Silvia’s fights and is a villain from Viewtiful Joe 2.
History[]
Viewtiful Joe 2[]
Rachel disguised as Silvia, seducing Joe
Rachel appeared, disguised as Silvia, just after Joe and Silvia defeated Frost Tiger. She tried to convince Joe that Silvia was the fake and told him to give her the Rainbow Oscars. Joe tried asking them what Silvia’s favorite food was, but Rachel managed to seduce him into giving her the Oscars. The android took her true form and disappeared with them, meeting up with Cranken. Joe and Silvia pursued her and Rachel appeared, before Cranken told her to take care of them. Rachel entered her warm-up mode then proceeded to teleport them to a different area to fight. Her warm-up completed, Rachel transformed into Big John and engaged Joe and Silvia but they managed to defeat her. The android said she had miscalculated their power coefficient and began recalculating, but Silvia said their power was off the charts. Joe asked Rachel to forget all this math and come have a drink with him (quickly changing it to him and Silvia when she pointed one of her blasters at him).
Rachel transformed into Flinty Stone
However Rachel replied that she could not compute data “have a drink” and changed the battle environment again. She transformed into Flinty Stone and fought Joe and Silvia, only to lose once more. Rachel said she didn’t know why she’d lost and Joe said it was because she had no heart. The android said she could not process “heart” and there was no such function in Dr. Cranken’s data. However Rachel felt an incoming data stream, like an impulse, and suddenly grabbed her head, screaming in pain, as the battle environment changed again. Rachel was beamed into one of Gedow’s spaceships and Joe and Silvia followed her. She asked them to input data on “heart” and Joe said they should give Rachel a crash course, before she turned into
Rachel transformed into Frost Tiger
Cameo Leon and fought them again. They won and she brought them to another area, where she transformed into Frost Tiger and battled them one last time. Joe and Silvia defeated Rachel yet again and found themselves in Cranken’s lab, where they helped Rachel up. The android said her chest felt warm, asking what it was, and Joe said that was it for her lesson.
Rachel being blasted by Cranken
Silvia asked Rachel to give the Rainbow Oscars back and she tried to do so, but Cranken showed up and blasted her with an energy bolt from his cane. He asked what good an android with a heart was, calling Rachel junkyard trash, and
Rachel thanking Joe and Silvia
blasted her again, causing her to fall to the ground, lifeless. But after defeating Cranken, Joe managed to reactivate Rachel and she thanked him and Silvia for teaching her about the heart and the beauty of life. They asked her to be friends and she agreed, hugging Silvia before they headed off to obtain the last Rainbow Oscar.
Red Hot Rumble[]
Rachel later served as Captain Blue’s assistant, alongside Sprocket, during his tournament to decide the protagonist of his next movie.
Rachel possessed by Tsukumo
However she eventually became possessed by
Rachel inside the Tsukumo manifestation
Tsukumo, a vengeful being created from the spirits of film equipment. Rachel confronted the competitors under Tsukumo’s control and formed a giant body out of film equipment. They managed to defeat her and Tsukumo continued to speak through Rachel, saying they wanted to feel appreciation just once. However Joe reminded them how necessary they were and Tsukumo released Rachel.
Abilities[]
Rachel transformed into Big John
Rachel has the ability to transform into others, most notably Big John, Flinty Stone, Cameo Leon, and Frost Tiger. By doing so, she can use any of their attacks and abilities. Rachel can also apparently teleport herself and others to different areas.
Trivia[]
- Rachel’s design is based on the robot from the 1927 silent film, Metropolis.