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Crab is like, "If I'm gonna die, we all gonna die." I admire that. We all gotta die sometimes. Might as well help each other get there. I mean that's what you did to Stinkmeaner, ain't that right, Robert Freeman?
~ Lord Rufus Crabmiser to Granddad Freeman, Before Fighting Him.

Lord Rufus Crabmiser is an elderly Afro-American man and a character that appears in the episode "Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy" also the overall main antagonist of the episode. He is a member of Colonel H. Stinkmeaner's old group called the Hateocracy.

He was voiced by Aries Spears of MADtv fame.

History[]

Rufus Crabmiser first met Stinkmeaner, Esmeralda Gripenasty and George Pissedofferson back at a retirement home. At first, they hated each other right away, but they really hated everyone else even more then ever. They caused trouble on everyone including their fellow senior citizens before they were all finally kicked out. That is when they went separate ways.

Upon Stinkmeaner's death, the three remaining members of the Hateocracy reassembled and vowed to seek revenge against the Freeman family.

Return of the Hateocracy[]

Crabmiser and the other two members of the Hateocracy team up once again to hunt down the Freemans. They first show up at a gas station, run by Uncle Ruckus, who is throwing darts at a newspaper picture of President Barack Obama. They ask if he knows Granddad, which he admits. A fight ensues due to Ruckus's racial remarks, and he is assaulted.

Later, Robert Freeman is attacked while out fishing by Crabmiser, who uses a modified Flying Guillotine. He survives by throwing a bucket of crabs at the man and swims away to safety.

The Freemans look up Stinkmeaner on Wikipedia. His story reveals that he was part of a crew named the "Hateocracy". They find out on the website that Crabmiser was one of the Hateocracy members who banded with Stinkmeaner.

Later after the Freemans hire Grandmaster Bushido Brown to defend them from the trio. They meet outside the Freeman household with Rufus Cramiser regarding him as the greatest black karate man who has ever lived. Bushido Brown holds his own against the Hateocracy at first, defeating one member by causing her wig to come off. But in the end, Bushido Brown is beheaded by Crabmiser's Flying Guillotine.

Desperate not to share Bushido Brown's fate, Granddad opens up and apologizes for killing Stinkmeaner. He reveals he didn't mean to kill him, he just didn't want to be shown up by a blind old man. The Hateocracy reveals they didn't even "give a shit about Stinkmeaner", but they wanted a particular family to reign terror on- Stinkmeaner's death only served as a convenient excuse to a convenient target. The police conveniently show up and arrest Crabmiser and the other two for the murder of Bushido Brown.

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Trivia[]

  • Lord Crabmiser's appearance, voice, and mannerisms are based off of Fred G. Sanford from Sanford and Son, who was played by the late Redd Foxx. He even uses some of his catchphrases such as "five across the lip" and "big dummy"

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Freeman Family
Robert Freeman | Huey Freeman | Riley Freeman

Ruckus Family
Uncle Ruckus | Bunny Ruckus | Mister Ruckus | Nelly Ruckus

Wuncler Family
Ed Wuncler I | Ed Wuncler II | Ed Wuncler III

Hateocracy
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner | Rufus Crabmiser | George Pissedofferson | Esmeralda Gripenasty

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Gin Rummy | Cairo | Lamilton Taeshawn | Luna | Kardashia Kardashian | Boss Willona | Deborah Leevil | Siri | The Booty Warrior | Butch Magnus | Slickback | Lincoln | The Devil | Colonel H. Stinkmeaner (Clone)

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