Sr. Donizildo

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“	You're worth NOTHING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING!	„
	~ Sr. Donizildo's Catchphrase.

Sr. Donizildo, also known as Mr. Donizildo, is a recurring character from the Brazilian Flash animation site Mundo Canibal, having his own series of shorts.

Sr. Donizildo is shown as a old man who at first seem like any regular person minding his own business, until someone or something displeases him. He is prone to violent fits of rage at the slightest provocation, at which point he will start cursing and swearing and screaming like crazy, not being beyond hurting or mutilating others. He also deals disproportionate punishments to his daughter, Donizete whenever she does something that even slightly annoys him.

Villainous Actions[]

Vassourada de Aço - Sr. Donizildo is seen cleaning his house with the titular steel broom, when his parrot starts singing the theme to "Avaiana de Pau" (a famous animation from the site). He gets annoyed and whacks the broom on the parrot, cutting off the entire upper half of his body, while screaming "This parrot sings nothing! NOTHING!" It then cuts to the parrot in a hospital bed with bandages on his body, singing a song about the steel broom, but it dies immediately after.
Cartão de crédito MerdCard - An attendant calls the house of Sr. Donizildo with the proposal to sell him a credit card (MerdCard), but Donizildo starts screaming on the phone while talking and taunting the attendant saying that his card is worthless. Much to the fright of the attendant by his screams.
Pequeno Delito - After finding an expensive DVD in video store Sr. Donizildo refuses to pay and decide to steal it by hiding the DVD inside his shirt. But when trying to pass through the metal detector he is caught in the act by Whatahell, But instead of surrendering, Donizildo screams and intimidates Whatahell lying that he was not stealing DVD, but was about to leave. Whatahell is cowering in fear because of his monstrous fury. At the end Donizildo takes the DVD without paying anything.
O Troco - Sr. Donizildo decides to join the addiction to cigarettes and sends his daughter to buy a pack of cigarettes at the grocery store. But when his daughter spend the change (one cent) with candy, Sr. Donizildo punishes his daughter dropping all his fury.
O Dia em que a Terra parou - After being stopped in the traffic red light, Sr. Donizildo comes across a poor street kid who makes it a presentation in exchange for money. Sr. Donizildo refuses to pay the Boy, forcefully hitting him with a wooden flip flop. (See ¨Wooden Aviana Flip Flops) Followed by accusing him of being a drug addict. The Boy pleads for mercy and decides to try and impress Donizildo with a presentation of juggling with fire, but he ends up accidentally burning the bumper of Donizildo's car. Furious, Sr. Donizildo joins forces to stop the Earth's rotation and thus crush the boy´s skull between the wheels of his car.
Natação das Teta - Sr. Donizildo plucks the eyes of her daughter after stretching her swimming goggles which makes them collide on her face. At the end of the episode, Donizildo learns that Donizete was disqualified from swimming to because of her ripped swimming bra Sr. Donizildo uses superpowers to raise all of the pool´s water like Moses.
Briga de Galo - Sr. Donizildo challenges Whatahell for a street fight between his violent rooster, (Sangue no Zóio) against the Whatahell's pet chick, (Nouass). He orders the rooster to assassinate Nouass and in the end manages to win the match winning all the money bet on the whole ordeal.
Morróida no Drude - Sr. Donizildo discovers that Donizete has a hemorrhoid. By examining his daughter he discovers that the hemorrhoid was a personification of Whatahell, he then decides to use an axe to cut Donizete's butt.
Escola de inglês do Whatahell - Donizete subscribes Sr. Donizildo in the English language school of Whatahell which ends up leaving Donizildo furious about to pull your hair out of her daughter with her hands. When he goes to class he rages to be the one to not understand English vocabulary of Whatahell about to yell at him and tear his hair with his own hands.
Lava Jaspyon - Sr. Donizildo kills a child with an axe because he did not finish washing his car. Then he kills Donizete with a kick discounting their anger at having his car destroyed by Jaspyon and Daileon.
Sacola Ecológica - Sr. Donizildo refuses to pay for a green bag to carry his supermarket purchases. He then proceed to shove his purchases inside the anus of Whatahell sending he to deliver in your home.
Whatahell Prostituto - Sr. Donizildo ends up raped by Whatahell whom deceived him as a prostitute, he then shapeshifted into Billy from Saw and tortured Whatahell grotesquely.

Other Appearences[]

Sr. Donizildo conhece Companheiro Pop-Up - A merchant called Pop-Up Companion was intended to try and sell something to Sr. Donizildo, 99% of their tries to sell something makes Sr. Donizildo extremely angry, in the end, Sr. Donizildo ends up accepting one of Pop-Up's products to have a sexual intercourse with his wife.
Pomba Rato que Avua - Sr. Donizildo is seen walking peacefully on a sidewalk, suddenly, a pigeon ends up shitting on his face, causing him to scream and rage at the animal.

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