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| “ | Excuse me. Are you ready to get your ass kicked?! | „ |
| ~ Kung Fu Panda to Calvin and Enchanted Princess. |
Kung Fu Panda is the secondary antagonist of the 2008 spoof comedy film Disaster Movie.
He was portrayed and voiced by Yoshio Iizuka.
Biography[]
Disaster Movie[]
Before the events of Disaster Movie, Kung Fu Panda was presumably an artifact displayed at a museum.
He picks a fight with Calvin after hitting Giselle and he gets knocked out but wakes up and kills them with a katana.
He is later seen in the "I'm Dating" song (the "I'm Fucking song in the unrated version) after Beowulf sang, singing the line "And I'm dating Michael Jackson!" ("And I'm f***ing Michael Jackson!" in the unrated version).
Personality[]
Kung Fu Panda is a rude, mean-spirited panda who first appears to be friendly, but was just hiding his true nature just so he can fight Calvin and Giselle.
Appearance[]
Kung Fu Panda is a giant panda with blue eyes that wears light brown shorts.
Powers and Skills[]
Kung Fu Panda engages with fist fighting, meleeing with a bo staff, using its broken halves like kali sticks, and wielding a katana.
Quotes[]
| “ | Get ready to feel the thunder! | „ |
| ~ Kung Fu Panda to Calvin |
| “ | Your girl look familiar, man. Last year, I paid 20 bucks for 20 minutes, if you know what I mean. | „ |
| ~ Kung Fu Panda about Giselle |
| “ | Holy crap! | „ |
| ~ Kung Fu Panda trying to get away from fib |
| “ | And I'm dating/f***ing Michael Jackson! | „ |
| ~ Kung Fu Panda |
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Trivia[]
- Kung Fu Panda is a parody of Po from the Kung Fu Panda franchise.
- Kung Fu Panda is the only villain that lives in the film but probably redeems himself.