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It will cost you much more than you think.
~ Marian Paździoch.
Helena, I'm having a heart attack.
~ Marian after an unpleasant experience.

Marian Janusz Heinrich Gottlieb Paździoch von Bumberstein, simply known as Marian Paździoch, born in October 1945 - is the secondary character and the main antagonist of popular Polish sitcom Świat według Kiepskich (The World by Kiepscy) before the thirteenth season, when Jolanta Pupcia-Kiepska appeared. He's very boorish and greedy. Despite this, he is one of the most popular characters in the sitcom and a very popular character in Poland.

He was portrayed by the late Ryszard Kotys.

Life[]

Marian was born in Wąchock. Now he lives in Wrocław on Ćwiartki 3/3. He is married with Helena Paździoch. He is Ferdynand's Kiepski neighbour. Both often argue usually about who will first use their private, public toilet. But they sometimes liaise to earn a lot of money. Paździoch also dislikes his second neighbour Arnold Boczek whose calling "Fatty" (Polish - grubas). He works in bazaar and selling lingerie. Only person whose he's afraid is his wife Helena.

Past[]

We don't know many about his past. He often says "You don't know a lot of things about me". His father was called Józef and mother Helena. His grandfather Ernest von Paździoch was a German.

In childhood he was altar server. His mother wanted him to be a priest.

In People's Republic of Poland he was a member of Polish United Workers' Party. He collaborated with SB.

What he likes doing[]

  • Coming on vodka to Ferdynand Kiepski at 3am in the morning.
  • Stealing toilet paper and bulbs.
  • Offending his neighbors and wife.
  • Complaining about Waldek Kiepski.
  • Philosophizing with Ferdynand Kiepski.
  • Drinking alcohol.

Quotes[]

Mister, you always want to when I want to!
~ Paździoch and Ferdek arguing about how they always want to go to the toilet at the same time.
You are a fat pig and an erosoman!
~ Paździoch telling Boczek who he really is.
You don't know many things about me...
~ Marian telling Ferdek or Boczek how little they know about him.
Okay, but what I'm getting from it?
~ Paździoch asking what is he gonna get from what he and Ferdek/Boczek are gonna do.
Edzio the Mailman, motherfu-...
~ Paździoch's reaction to the bill Edzio the Mailman send him.
Autumn from the ass of the medieval times.
~ Paździoch after Ferdek asked him what he is listening to.

Gallery[]

Videos[]

Trivia[]

  • He gets up at 4:30 a.m.
  • He married Helena in 1983.
  • For all life, he's lied his mother that he became a priest.
  • He can dance breakdance.
  • He had more than 100 heart attacks.
  • During his life he was three times presumed dead by people.
  • In one of episodes, Paździoch knew also dark magic and was using it to harass neighbors.
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