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|“||I will show you the true definition of a sick f**k!||„|
|~ Drew Pickles' famous line before raping the manager|
|“||Bag, that was swell!||„|
|~ Drew Pickles|
Andrew Louis "Drew" Pickles was originally the father of Angelica Pickles in Rugrats. However, on the internet the character has taken on an entirely different identity as a disgusting, insane, misogynistic, homosexual, and darkly comical rapist in videos made using the voice synthesizers Speakonia and Coolspeech. This originated on Newgrounds with crude videos made by trolls, presumably based upon an interpretation of the character on the actual show as a closet homosexual, and has since evolved into a phenomenon including thousands of videos made by many users.
In these videos, Drew Pickles is “the most homosexual man in the universe” and is the leader of a group of faggots known as “The Barney Bunch”, which includes Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald and others. Drew is an extremely hyper-sexual deviant rapist who is aroused by and will have sex with almost anything, as long as it is male, and he also has a 300 mile long penis and a set of balls that are 600 pounds. He constantly performs disgusting sexual acts, represented by a sound sequence such as “hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi” followed by his catchphrase, “Bag, that was swell.”
Most Drew Pickles videos follow the same basic formula: they are usually called “Drew Pickles Goes to (place/thing)” and typically consist visually of a stock picture of Drew crudely pasted on a background of the place referred to in the title. Drew introduces himself and says that today he will be going to this place, and proceeds to describe in detail what he will do there (all quotes are paraphrased, as they vary depending on the video):
- When he arrives at the place, there will be a long line of people in front of Drew, which will anger him and cause him to rape all the males in the line, sometimes to death.
- Drew will beat any females present to death with his penis.
- Someone will call Drew a sick fuck and order him to leave, to which he replies “I will show you the true definition of a ‘sick fuck’” before raping them.
- Drew will be sexually aroused at things that have nothing to do with sex, and then masturbate to and/or rape the inanimate objects.
- While performing sexual acts, Drew will use random objects related to the setting (such as toys, books, weapons etc., and even “pieces of the fourth wall” after it is broken) as dildis.
- During a long rape sequence, the sexual sounds are broken up with Drew saying humorous one–liners related to the theme of the video.
- Drew will ask for some disgusting thing at the cash register or stand, which is run by a pimply–faced teen like the one on ‘’The Simpsons’’, who will be disgusted and tell him to leave, prompting Drew to rape him.
- Towards the end of the video, the manager of the establishment will appear and say something along the lines of “What the fuck is going on here?!!” Drew will state whatever disgusting thing he is doing, and the manager will say something like, “Get out of here you sick fuck before I call the cops!” Drew then invariably rapes the manager. A running joke in certain videos is that there is always a manager at the end even if the place Drew is going to is not an establishment that would have a manager (such as a Kindergarten class, a port–a–potty, a black hole, and even Drew’s own home in one video).
- Another recurring theme in Drew Pickles videos, Drew intends to transform the name of the place that he is in involving the word swell. Examples include turning "Springfield" into "Swellfield" and turning "The Price is Right" into "The Price is Swell".
- At the end of the video, Drew, who has been describing everything in future tense, will say “Wow, that all sounds (long series of disgusting adjective phrases) swell. I think I will go do all that right now. Goodbye my sexy faggots!”
There are thousands of Drew Pickles videos on YouTube, most made by a small group of prominent users, which contain many other reoccurring in–jokes. His degree of evil varies depending on the video, as in some instances he kills dozens of innocent people, while other times he may even perform heroic (albeit disgusting) acts such as raping and destroying other villains preventing the September 11 Attacks.
- Drew is voiced by Microsoft Sam.