|This scum Dr. Noah|
is driving Cruella insane!
IT MUST BE REWRITTEN OR ADDED TO!!
So sayeth the great Lord of Darkness Sauron:
or he will send Darth Vader to terminate you.
Dr. Noah is the main antagonist in the 1967 spoof James Bond film 'Casino Royale' played by (Woody Allen) he is James Bond's incompetent nephew Jimmy Bond who is a failed spy. At one point in the movie he jumps over a wall to avoid a firing squad just to land in front of another firing squad on the other side of the wall. After failing to get the respect and women like his uncle he feels he deserves he leaves MI6 and sets out on a quest for revenge. He starts by changing his name to Dr. Noah and somehow taking over as head of SMERSH - using SMERSH resources he starts by killing many British agents around the world using their inability to resist sex. He trys to discredit Bond by destroying his "celibate image". Attempts by a bevy of beauties to seduce Bond fail and Attempts to kill Bond several times Also failing. after killing Le Chiffre who embezzled SMERSH's money he kidnapped Mata Bond (bonds daughter and Jimmys cousin) in a giant flying saucer, James and Moneypenny travel to Casino Royale to rescue her but are captured They discover that the casino is located atop a giant underground headquarters run by the evil Dr. Noah. Noah reveals that he plans to use biological warfare to make all women beautiful and kill all men over 4-foot-6-inch tall, leaving him as the "big man" who gets all the girls and replace all world leaders with robot duplicates under SMERSH control Jimmy has also captured MI6 agent The Detainer, who he is in love with and tries to convince her to be his partner; she agrees, but only to dupe him into swallowing one of his "atomic time pills", turning him into a "walking atomic bomb" Sir James, Moneypenny, and the rest manage to escape from their cell and fight their way back to the Casino. The casino is then overrun by MI6 and SMERSH agents and a battle ensues. American and French support arrive, but just add to the chaos. Eventually, Jimmy's atomic pill explodes, destroying the Casino Royale with everyone inside. Sir James and all of his agents then appear in heaven, and Jimmy Bond is shown descending to hell.