Dolph Starbeam () is a bully and student at Springfield Elementary School.
Dolph is recognized by his asymmetrical haircut which covers one eye and wears cutoff shorts and basketball shoes. He is left-handed and does not talk as much as the other bullies. He usually comes across as very intelligent and speaks a variety of languages including Esperanto, Swahili, and Klingon. It turns out Dolph is Jewish and attends Hebrew school. Despite the fact that he appears to be wholly Caucasian, in the episode "Little Big Girl" he shows up to multicultural day with a disliked lower lip, suggesting some African or South American descent. He lied to his friends about not having a Bar Mitzvah, later claiming it had been "just family". He has also mentioned the fact that he has two fathers.
- voiced by Tress MacNeille