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Deadpool (X-Men Movies)

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Villain Overview
From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.
~ I Deapool introduce myself.

Hey, fans. Wade Wilson here. I'm that sexy Ryan Reynolds incarnation you're all here for. You might remember me from that shitty movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine. It made me look like a fucking G-rated hero. At least I have my own movie now!

In X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I played a supporting protagonist turned tertiary antagonist, and in my own movie I play the titular main protagonist.


Shitty Timeline

Merc With No Mouth

This is me when Stryker sewed my mouth shut. Needless to say, thank heavens Wolverine altered the timeline!

Back when I was still known as Wade Wilson and the Merc with a Mouth, I was a soldier and mercenary with enhancements far beyond human reflexes and agility due to being a mutant. During the Vietnam War, I was a member of a Black Ops group called Team X under the command of William Stryker. The team I worked with also included Wolverine, Sabretooth and others. Stryker expressed that I would have become the "perfect soldier" if I couldn't keep my mouth shut due to my fast chatter. He promptly turned me into Weapon XI, or his ideal "Deadpool," and gave me a shitload of mutant powers in exchange for sealing my goddamn mouth! (Ever since, that version of me was forever nicknamed Dudepeel. Ugh. Whatever happened to Sexy Reynolds?! Plus, they made me look nothing like how I am nowadays; Stryker exposed my naked torso with weird-ass tattoos and gave me Baraka-style blades on my fucking arms! And to make matters worse, I wasn't played by Reynolds for the most part; it was some douchebag named Scott Adkins!)

I was forced to fight Wolverine and Sabertooth, using all the powers I was given. But Wolvie ended up chopping my head off, and I was defeated. In the end, though, that was good for my mouth, as it grew back in time for me to break that then-impenetrable fourth wall!

Better, Badass-er Timeline

So Wolverine can walk away from an explosion, fight some metal man in Japan and go back to 1973 to find some sad clueless College Professor? No big deal. College Professor (now bald), a Magnet-Telekinetic-Magnetokinesis grandpa and their apprentices battling it out in their own timey-wimey adventures? Never heard of it. The Merc with a Mouth rebooted to a better timeline? Yes, siree. So... long story short, Dudepeel is history.

This time, though, I have the history and appearance of my mainstream self. God! I hated that Dudepeel look, so long story short, he is wiped from existence, so pretend you never heard of that no-mouthed fuck. And the fans, oh god the fans that are desperate of what happens to me in my next awesome, eye-popping mouth-drooling adventure.

How I truly became Deadpool was when I realized I had cancer. I met Francis as a way to get rid of my fucking condition. However, it made me look like my johnson with herpes. My pal Weasel was even disgusted by my look. I picked the name Deadpool as an attempt to track down that shit-head.

To make matters damn worse, Francis took my girl! At a typical-action scene, I confronted steeldick and teenage girl with the best hero name! Those two idiots forced me to join their fucking team, but I don't give a fuck. As I arrived to Francis with my two good guys, I killed him and freed my girl.

My Next Movie

Just before Wolverine's third movie, a trailer made for my sequel was shown. It will be fucking amazing!

This is how my crazy life began

When I was just 11 years old, I masturbated for the first time and it's a day I will never forget. I'M JUST KIDDING (or am I????).



Here is a list of some of my badass quotes from my movie. What do you think:

Bad Deadpool *gunshot* Good Deadpool
~ Me when I mess up my firing sequence, but then I manage to hit another bad guy
Finish fucking her the f**k up!
~ Me assisting silver-balls.
Where's Francis?
~ I ask this question a lot when I try to find the guy who ruined my face!
Who f**king cares?
~ My answer to the last words of Francis.

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