~ David Blaine's famous quote.

David Blaine is the famous street magician who is the leader of leader of the suicide cult religion "Blaintology" who view his magic tricks as divine "miracles", and the main antagonist of the Season 5 episode "Super Best Friends" of South Park.


David Blaine was raised in New York City by a decent family. But at the age of 12, a freak accident with a washing machine made him learned the ways of black magic which soon launched him into his career as a famed magician with a huge but unusual following.

He considers himself God to all his Blaintologist disciples, but the Super Best Friends halt the cult's mass suicide and destroy Blaine's giant Abraham Lincoln statue with their own giant John Wilkes Booth statue. Blaine escapes with a jet.

Blaine appears again in the Season 7 episode "Krazy Kripples", as a member of Christopher Reeve's Legion of Doom. His most recent appearance was in the episode "201", as one of the celebrities who is suing South Park.


David Blaine has short black hair and his facial hair is growing in. When doing street magic, he wears black pants, a black long-sleeve shirt, and black shoes. When running his religion, he wears a white t-shirt which buttons up and has a collar.