Colonel Kluckin
Colonel Kluckin

Full Name



Colonel Kluckin


Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed


Owner of Colonel Kluckin's Kitchen, used-car salesman, Texas politician


Running his restaurant buisness


Defeat and eliminate the rival restaurant, Big Willy's, kill Crypto and Orthopox

Type of Villain

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Colonel Kluckin is the main antagonist of the 2008 video game Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed.

Events of Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed

Kluckin serves as the primary antagonist after killing off Patty Wurst in Harbor City. After the events in Harbor City, the duo travel to Fairfield in aid to find where Kluckin hiding. They fail but they did destroy a group allied to him. Pox brings Crypto to Fantasy Atoll, an island located near Malaysia, as a tactic to beat Colonel Kluckin. After killing Mr. Pork they discover where Kluckin's hiding: Vietmahl.

As they land, they discover that the area is entrenched in war. After knocking out Kluckin's base's defences, Crypto and Pox are kidnapped by the traitorous Trahn and Kluckin and he reveals his plan: he takes the wardead bodies from the Vietmahlese War and others in Southeast Asia and turns them into meat for his restaurant, a similar plan used by Pox for his restaurants

Soon, Crypto faces his nemesis in Vietmahl in a mechanical version of a rain forest god and subsequently, he is killed as Crypto (in his Big Willy robot) managed to destroy his robot after the intense battle.


  • Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed is the only game Kluckin made an appearance in the Destroy All Humans! series.