Colonel H. Stinkmeaner

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Evil-doer
Full Name	Colonel H. Stinkmeaner
Alias	Stinkmeaner Colonel H. "Muthaf***in'" Stinkmeaner Blind Old Man Blind Old Monkey Dumb Crazy Blind N***a
Origin	The Boondocks
Occupation	Leader of the Hateocracy Criminal
Powers / Skills	Possession (as a ghost) Martial arts expertise and mastery Levitation (as a ghost)
Hobby	Ruining peoples' lives. Bullying people. Hating everyone in general.
Goals	Get revenge on Robert Freeman for his death by killing him. Spread ignorance and chaos across the Afro-American community (both failed).
Crimes	Stalking Attempted familicide Attempted mass murder Possession Rape by deception Conspiracy Abuse Assault and battery Home invasion Reckless driving Property damage Vandalism Hate crimes Disturbing the peace
Type of Villain	Sadistic Misanthrope

“	WHAT DID YOU SAY, N---A?!	„
	~ Colonel H. Stinkmeaner while possessing Tom Dubois, and his most famous quote.

“	F*** YO COURT, N---A!	„
	~ Colonel H. Stinkmeaner while possessing Tom Dubois.

“	My name is Colonel H. mothaf-ckin' Stinkmeaner, and this time, I'm rollin' deep, n---a!	„
	~ Colonel H. Stinkmeaner

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, simply known as Stinkmeaner, is the secondary antagonist in The Boondocks series.

He is a vile and hateful old man who loves to spread hate and misery towards everyone he meets. Even after death, he still continues to haunt the Freeman family and posthumously cause chaos for others.

He is also the archenemy of Robert Freeman.

He was voiced by Cedric Yarbrough, who also voiced the Freeman family's mild-mannered lawyer neighbor, Tom DuBois in the same series, Officer X in The Penguins of Madagascar and Gerald Fitzgerald in Paradise P.D.

Biography

Early life

Little is known about Stinkmeaner's early life, such as when he was born or who his parents were, but even at a young age he held a hatred for all things good and beautiful, like sunsets and rainbows. By the time he was 15 years old, Stinkmeaner had developed cancer that took away his eyesight and was told he'd have no less than 3 years left to live.

Not caring too much about losing his sight, he decided to spend what he believed to be his last years on Earth being as terrible as he could be to as many people as possible. Somehow however, possibly out of pure spite and hatred, he lived far past his expiration date up until he met Robert Freeman.

Death

Stinkmeaner in Huey's dream.

Stinkmeaner first met Robert after he wrecked his car by running into it repeatedly. After constantly insulting Robert, and stepping on his new shoes, Robert and Stinkmeaner engaged in a n***a moment. Robert tried to punch Stinkmeaner, but he moved out of the way, and beat Robert with his cane. After being humiliated in front of his grandsons and on TV, Robert challenged Stinkmeaner to a rematch. Huey believed Stinkmeaner was a blind samurai, a skilled samurai who had super hearing. Two weeks later, Robert and Stinkmeaner engaged in their rematch. While watching Stinkmeaner blindly move around, Huey realized he wasn’t a skilled swordsman. Stinkmeaner dodged Robert’s punch because he felt his cane, and moved out of the way. During the fight, Robert brutally beats up Stinkmeaner, delivering a finishing punched that knocked him to the ground. A nurse confirmed that the punched had taken Stinkmeaners life. In every episode Stinkmeaner is involved, even after his death, Robert openly says that he doesn't regret killing Stinkmeaner and that he was a psycho who deserved to die. It's only staring death in the face at the hands of "Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy" that he admits that his death was a mistake.

Return

He returns as a vengeful spirit in "Stinkmeaner Strikes Back" in which, after some martial arts training in Hell, he is sent by Satan back to Earth to exact his revenge. He possesses the body of Tom Dubois and makes him do crazy things at the most inappropriate times; such as kicking an annoying man in the chest, swearing out loud in a courtroom, and having sex with Tom's wife Sarah.

Eventually, he makes his way to the Freeman house and attacks Robert first by trying to break down the bathroom door with an axe while he's posting videos of himself on the internet on the toilet. Huey and Riley come to his aid and the Freeman family fight him; he beats them all effortlessly but is eventually subdued when Robert ties up his legs with his belt and Riley knocks him out with Robert's (very expensive) knickknacks.

Stinkmeaner possessing Tom Dubois.

They tie him to Riley's bed and invite Uncle Ruckus over to exorcise him out of Tom's body, but none of his methods work. Eventually, Huey helps him find common ground with Uncle Ruckus because they equally hate other black people and his soul is exorcised out of Tom's body and descended back into Hell but not before swearing that he will get Robert eventually.

Hateocracy

He appears a third time as a ghost narrating the story of a crew of elderly self-hating racist bigots (Lord Rufus Crabmiser, Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty, and Mr. George Pissedofferson) of which he was the leader of. At first, Stinkmeaner and his crew hated each other right away, but then they caused a series of problems for the other nursing home residents to make their lives a living hell, so eventually, they were kicked out, and split up, thereafter.

When they heard of Stinkmeaner's death they came to Woodcrest to kill Robert Freeman and his family; Gripenasty and Pissedofferson went after Huey and Riley while Crabmiser went after Robert, after a long fight the three barely escape with their lives so they attempt to hire a bodyguard. First, they try Ed Wuncler III, but he's too reckless and Huey suggests they hire Bushido Brown. Brown proves to be too high maintenance and they take forever to make their move again, but they appear seconds after Robert has just fired Brown, prompting him to immediately rehire him and they fight.

He does well defeating Gripenasty and Pissedofferson but Crabmiser decapitates him with his flying guillotine, and afterward they reveal that they never really cared for Stinkmeaner in the first place and would've attacked them anyway regardless of it. Hearing the commotion, the police arrive and arrest the group for assault and murder, and Stinkmeaner remarks that being in Hell is better than being in jail.

Stinkmeaner's Clone

As revealed in Season 4 and prior to his death, Stinkmeaner arranged for a clone to be produced using samples from his body. This clone would then be sent by posthumous orders to ruin Robert Freeman's life.

As expected, the clone attacks Robert in the parking lot, sparking another confrontation and humiliating Robert in front of the Internet-watching world when many spectators recorded the fight-turned-beatdown on their phones. Determined to resurrect his sense of pride, Robert readies to accept Stinkmeaner's challenge of a rematch, but initially backs down at Huey's insistence, so as to end the problem.

While Robert manages to get Stinkmeaner arrested, Ed Wuncler, Sr. bails the old psychopath out in order to arrange an official fight to go down for business. Robert gradually becomes much like Stinkmeaner himself and confronts Stinkmeaner in the ring, brutally beating him down. Although Robert did not kill the clone as he had the original, Stinkmeaner took advantage of Robert's act of mercy to antagonize him further, harassing him just outside his house and then walking away.

Personality

Stinkmeaner

Stinkmeaner is a terrible and unpleasant man to everyone he meets and enjoys the pain and anguish of other people, going so far as to dedicate his life to making others miserable. He lived a long and horrible life, and when he dies and is sent to hell, he is actually happy there, more than he has been during his life. According to Huey Freeman, Stinkmeaner has always been this way his entire life, even when he was a child.

He is very derogatory, opprobrious, and vituperative, as he uses the phrase "bitch ass n***a", or "n***a", in almost every sentence he uses and says it to everyone regardless of their race. He even called the Devil himself that.

Powers and Abilities

As a blind old man, Stinkmeaner doesn't have much in terms of enhanced abilities, however, he has shown to be capable of moving around fine in using a walking stick and driving a car. Huey, however mistaken him as being a blind samurai with superhuman hearing and reaction.

Ironic enough, from spending time training in Hell since his death, he could defeat the legions of hell (in his own words "baldheaded devil monks") using martial arts and a three-section staff earning the Devil's respect for his hatred and skills. In this, Stinkmeaner has gained superhuman senses to make up for his lack of being unable to see at all. He could later possess Tom, thus using his honed skills through the man's untrained body, overpowering the three Freemen men.

Quotes

“	Man… that's some ol' bullsh*t	„
	~ Stinkmeaner reacting poorly to life.

“	At least I don’t have to look at your ugly ass no more	„
	~ Stinkmeaner after being blind by cancer.

“	Who in the hell parked in my space? That's like calling 1-800-collect-an-ass-whoopin'. And no that ain't no toll free call, partner!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner.

“	Robert Freeman: You hit my car! Are you blind? Stinkmeaner: Yes, I am! So? Robert Freeman: Wait. You’re blind? Stinkmeaner: Yes! Blind! You got a problem with that, n---a?!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner to Robert Freeman.

“	Bitch as, f---ot ass, punk ass, pussy ass, bitch ass n---a!! You wanna do something? Bitch... ass... n---a!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner insulting Robert Freeman.

“	Hell ain’t shit! I’M GONNA GET YOU FREEMAAAAAAAANNNN!!!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner leaving Hell to get revenge on The Freemans.

“	What did you say n---a?!!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner while possessing Tom DuBois

“	Oh, yeah! I'm goin' back, and I'm taking y'all with me on the first class cabin on the ass whooping express. All aboard, whoo whoo!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner before fighting the Freemans, after Huey tells him that he is going back to Hell.

“	I might be in Hell, but at least I ain't in jail, n---a. Ha-ha-ha!	„
	~ Stinkmeaner narrating the ending of "Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy", and his last lines in the series.

Gallery

Images

The Colonel threatening Granddad.

Stinkmeaner and the Hateocracy in their early days.

Stinkmeaner in Hell.

Videos

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner

The Freeman Family Vs Stinkmeaner

The Boondocks The Stinkmeaner Nightmare

Trivia

• Granddad's nightmare with several Stinkmeaner clones chasing him is a reference to the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later, where Donald Harris was chased through a field by several of the infected.
• The only reason Stinkmeaner possessed Tom was likely just due to sharing the same person as their voice actor. Thus explaining why Grandad couldn't figure it out; they sound the same.
• Stinkmeaner ENJOYS Hell. Not only does he get his sight back, but he gets to watch chaos and death back on Earth.
• Many viewers questioned why no-one outright attempted to kill Stinkmeaner his entire life. He had it coming and no missed him when he DID die.

External links

• Stinkmeaner on the The Boondocks Wiki