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Captain Mordecai Barrows is Homer Simpson's brutish double in Diatribe of a Mad Housewife. When Homer comes home drunk from an ambulance shift, Marge types on her book The Harpooned Heart, and makes a brute out of Temperance Barrows' husband Captain Mordecai. Later, realizing that Marge had betrayed him, a jealous Homer chases Ned Flanders to compete for Marge's affections. Lisa then tells Bart the ending of the book, in which Mordecai harpoons Temperance's boyfriend Cyrus. When the rival lands on a whale, Mordecai gets swept away to sea himself (which reminds of Captain Ahab's demise). However, in reality, Homer prepares to do to Flanders "something he should've done a long time ago," but then he begs his neighbor to help him be a better husband. Marge sees the men in confrontation, but realizes that they are friends once again.


          The Simpsons Villains

Springfield Republican Party
Birch Barlow | Blue-Haired Lawyer | Lindsey Naegle | Mr. Burns | Waylon Smithers

Terwilliger Family
Cecil Terwilliger | Dame Judith Underdunk Francesca Terwilliger | Gino Terwilliger | Robert Terwilliger Jr. | Robert Terwilliger Sr.

Springfield Mafia
Fat Tony | Fit Tony

Environmental Protection Agency
Russ Cargill

Recurring Characters
Agnes Skinner | Artie Ziff | Baby Gerald | Constance Harm | Dolph Starbeam | God | Jebidiah Springfield | Herman Hermann | Itchy | Jessica Lovejoy | Jimbo Jones | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Matt Groening | Nelson Muntz | Patty & Selma Bouvier | Senator Mendoza | Snake Jailbird | Space Mutants | Wainwright Montgomery Burns

Treehouse of Horror
Bart (Fly) | Billy the Kid | Count Burns | Gremlin | Groundskeeper Willie | Homer's Clones | Hugo Simpson II | Jonathan Frink Sr. | Kang and Kodos | Killer Krusty Doll | Killer Toupée | King Snorky | Lard Lad | Muttonchop Murderer | Ned Flanders | Seymour Skinner | The Blob | The Collector | The Devil | The Grand Pumpkin | Witch Marge

Guest Star Characters
Adil Hoxha | Adolf Hitler | Andy Hamilton | Bart Simpson's Creatures | Blue-Eyed Man | Bob Arnold | Captain Mordecai Barrows | Cesar & Ugolín | Clownface | Cooder | Comic Book Guy (Brick Like Me) | Devan & Quenley Woosterfield | Dexter Colt | Francine Rhenquist | Frank Grimes, Jr. | French Chef | Hank Scorpio | Hell's Satans | Howard K. Duff VIII | Ironfist Burns | Jack Crowley | Jim Hope | Julia | Kindergarten Teacher | Larry Kidkill | Lucille Botzcowski | Lyle Lanley | Mav & Portia | Miss Goodthighs | Molloy | Movementarians | Mr. Dirt | Nigel Bakerbutcher | Officer Krackney | Professor Werner Von Brawn | Rex Banner | Robotic Richard Simmons | Shadow Knight | Simon Cowell | Sparklemon | Spud | Stanley DeGroot | Stubborn Ape | The Leader | White Dog | Will Wright