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I am Beowulf!
~ Beowulf's catchphrase

 Beowulf is a parody of the legendary hero of the same name & the main antagonist of the critically panned 2008 spoof film Disaster Movie. He is most likely based from his 2007 film counterpart where he fought Grendel with no armor.

He was portrayed by Ike Barinholtz, who also played Griggs in Suicide Squad.

Disaster Movie

Beowulf first appeared inside the museum, where he interrupted Will & Amy who were on their way to the Aztec altar of the museum to place back the Crystal Skull. Will & Amy are surprised to see him naked. Beowulf then introduces himself as the man who slew Grendel with no armor.

Will was surprised & states that he fight naked. He then states that Beowulf is gay, Beowulf in turn says that he is not gay & it is just their traditional fighting. After arguing, Beowulf then attacks them with his sword & starts fighting Will by wrestling him, thus wasting their time. Amy helps Will by picking up an axe and stabs him on the back thus killing him.

He is later seen in the "I'm Dating" song (the "Im' F--king" song in the unrated version) after Hancock, singing the line "You know you like it, and I'm dating Kung Fu Panda!" ("You know you like it, and I'm f**king Kung Fu Panda"! in the unrated version).


I fought the monster Grendel with no armor, and that's how I will fight you!
~ Beowulf to Will
Pff, it's not, it's not gay, is... (Will: No I'm sorry, (chuckles) that's gay!). It's not gay, it's not, it's how we do it in 507, d*ck.
~ Beowulf to Will after he stated that he was gay
You know you like it, and I'm dating Kung Fu Panda!
~ Beowulf during the "I'm Dating song"