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Are we there yet?
~ Angry kid's catchphrase.

Angry Kid (Real name: Stanners) is the titular main protagonist of the Aardman animated adult series of the same name. He is Dad's and Mum's eldest son and Lil' Sis' older brother. He is a redheaded boy and mean brat who gains great enjoyment out of irritating and enraging others.

Stanners is mostly seen in his father's car, at school, at home, or riding his bike. The mean things he has done is teasing Lil Sis, swearing or picking on Speccy and fed him peanuts even though Speccy had a peanut allergy. Some of his deeds have even gone as far as to be labelled criminal, such as accusing his own father of kidnapping him, running through the streets tossing lit fireworks and bashing Speccy's head with a hammer, which nearly killed him.

He is voiced by Darren Walsh.

Personality[]

Stanners is shown to be a rude, obnoxious, foul-mouthed, argumentative, immature and mendacious person who enjoys provoking his dad's temper, and being mean to his younger sister. While he does occasionally show a remorseful side, this is mostly a gutless attempt to keep his victims from telling on him. His dad may have been the reason for Stanners' behavior and his wife's leaving due to his alcohol addiction, abuse and neglect.

Appearance[]

Stanners wears a white buttoned shirt, a black parka jacket (which he wears all the time), blue jeans, and sneakers. He has no visible eyebrows, and has a bizarre ginger hairstyle pointing at the sides.

Villainous Acts[]

  • When Stanners becomes bored whilst watching an educational program with Lil' Sis, he starts harassing her until she shoves her fingers up his nose, which prompts Stanners to blow snot all over her hand, causing her to cry and forcing Stanners to try and comfort her.
  • While riding on the road on his bike, Stanners deliberately blocks the path of a van by changing lanes. This lasts until sunset when the van runs out of gas, causing Stanners to get lost.
  • After breaking his arm during a bike ride, he gets into a scuffle with Scoffchops, who proceeds to bite onto the bone protruding out of his arm until Stanners retaliates by biting off one of his ears.
  • During a car trip, Stanners proceeds to irritate his father by convincing him to play Captain Thunderpants and disregards his advice to keep the volume down until his father has had enough and shuts off the soundtrack.
  • When Scoffchops begins stealing Stanner's chips, he proceeds to taunt Scoffshops until the dog retaliates by attacking him.
  • During a car trip, when he and Lil' Sis write in backwards for their father, Stanners proceeds to irritate him by insulting him.
  • When Stanners proceeds to do prank calls on Directory Inquiries, he causes the Scot on the other end to become miserable and commit suicide.
  • When Stanners tries to use the bathroom and gets distracted by the presence of Lils' Sis, he inadvertently urinates on her.
  • Stanners engages in a highway chase with the police and proceeds to dupe the two officers into attacking each other.
  • Whilst watching a horror film with Lil' Sis, Stanners repeatedly harasses her by trying to scare her until a demon possesses her and tells him to stop.
  • During a car trip, when Stanners tries to blow his nose, his father threatens to take him to the children's home. Stanners complains that his father does not love him and proceeds to smack him with the tissue, prompting his father to make his decision to take him to the home. Stanners then pretends that he's being kidnapped and grabs the attention of a following police car. However, his plan fails and he ends up getting transported to the home anyway.
  • When Stanners inquires what a wanker is to his father, the latter eventually states that the word is rude and asks him to end the conversation, while Stanners to call him a wanker under his breath.
  • At the school playground, Stanners accidentally catapults a slingshot at someone's window whilst doing a Dirty Harry impersonation and is forced to fire a slingshot at himself.
  • During a car trip, when Stanners and his father play an I Spy game, Stanners insults him, prompting his father to stop the car.
  • When Stanners plays a card game with Lil' Sis, he proceeds to throw a bunch of cards at her in an attempt to find out which card she picked out.
  • During a game of Russian Roulette with Lil' Sis and Speccy, Stanners pretends to prepares to hit himself when it was his turn and hits Speccy instead, severely knocking him unconscious.
  • During a car trip, Stanners pretends to suffer from Tourettes Syndrome and calls his father a bunch of names.
  • During a car trip with Speccy, Stanners offers Speccy a handful of peanuts, but Speccy turns him down, stating that he's allergic. However, Stanners refuses to take his advice and proceeds to punch Speccy in the shoulder and shove a handful into his mouth, causing him to swell. When his father asks what's happening, Stanners puts the bag of nuts over Speccy's head, causing his head to swell even more to the point of being disfigured until his father forces him to remove the bag from his head, prompting his father to rush Speccy to the hospital.
  • During Lil' Sis' birthday, Stanners proceeds to eat her birthday cake and lied to their father that she disliked cake, causing her to walk away in tears.
  • During chemistry class, when Stanners discovers an experiment by turning objects invisible, he turns himself invisible and physically assaults Speccy. When he threatens to smash Speccy with a fire extinguisher, his father comes into the scene and the invisibility wears down, prompting Stanners to blow the fire extinguisher onto Speccy and pretend that he was trying to prevent Speccy from playing with it.
  • Stanners imprisons Speccy in a dustbin and pressures him to sign a contract, while banging on the dustbin. When his father asks about the commotion, Stanners lies to him by claiming that he's practicing for his school's "steel band". When Speccy finally signs the contract, Stanners notices that he signed Boris Karloff's name instead of his own and refused to release him, which eventually leads to Speccy getting taken away by a garbage truck.
  • Stanners steals Lil' Sis' doll and puts it in a blender. When their father arrives at the scene, he demands Stanners to give her doll back. Stanners finally gives the gooey remains of the doll back to his sister, prompting their father to angrily order Stanners to go to his room.
  • When Stanners arranges a "race" for a group of snails, he proceeds to repeatedly smash them with a cricket bat until he inadvertently knocks Speccy out in the process. When his father inquires who was responsible for the mess, Stanners blames Speccy for the ordeal, but Stanners is forced to clean the windows instead.
  • Stanners arranges a retelling of a fairytale parody called Little Red Riding Twat, with Stanners as the woodcutter, Speccy as Little Red Riding Twat, Lil' Sis as Granny, and Scoffchops as the wolf. Stanners holds Speccy hostage as he is forced to play the protagonist, while Lil' Sis is attacked by Scoffchops. After the story ends, Stanners tells Stanners that the moral of the story is that he should not touch his stuff and threatens him with an axe until Scoffchops begins speaking, leaving Stanners and Speccy dumbstruck.
  • Whilst being chased by Scoffchops, Stanners throws several fireworks, damaging cars and endangering people in the process. It is also implied that Stanners had previously shoved several fireworks up Scoffchops' backside as well. Stanners lights up a huge firework in an attempt to distract Scoffshops, only for the terrier to return and light up the remaining fireworks strapped onto Stanners, causing them all to explode.
  • When a Road Safety Man randomly approaches Stanners and tries to warn him about the dangers of crossing the road, Stanners accuses the Road Safety Man of being a "ladyboy" for wearing tights, prompting the man to slap his wrist. Stanners then retaliates by literally pushing his buttons, resulting in the man grabbing his wrist. Stanners then shouts for help and accuses the man of being a sex offender, prompting the man to flee and get hit by a vehicle in the process.
  • At the supermarket, whilst Stanners and Lil' Sis are celebrating Christmas, he kills a singing bird and throws it onto Lil' Sis' lap, telling her to "go make herself a badge" and claiming that Santa doesn't exist until Santa randomly lands on him.
  • Out on the streets, while Stanners poses as an "investigative journalist" named Dick Spoonfield, he interviews a man, asking him odd questions until he hits him with his microphone twice. As the man tries to leave, Stanners calls him back, only to hit him one more time, prompting the man to shove him to the ground and leave the scene.
  • When being asked by a "Street Talk" interviewer in London about the current events that he fears, Stanners snatches the microphone out of the interviewer's hands and pretends to be "M.C. Jackrabbit", while refusing to return the microphone until the interviewer tells Stanners that he will suffer from a deadly infection after touching his microphone, prompting Stanners to flee when already suffering from an itch.
  • When trying to learn about the concept of puberty, Stanners accuses his father of "emotionally abusing" him as he claims that he has been scarred and will need years of therapy after being exposed to pictures of genitalia on a website detailing puberty, which prompts his father to contemplate on cancelling the internet in order for to pay for the therapy until Stanners recounts his decision.
  • When Stanners watches his father shave and learns about when he will start to grow a beard, he asks his father if he can borrow his razor, to which he replies by turning him down and explaining that he might cut himself. Stanners then grabs a nerf gun and shoots his father in his arm, causing him to cut himself. When his father begins treating the cut, Stanners contemplates that he will be called an "arse-face" at work and shoots him a second time.
  • At the nurse's office, Stanners fearfully refuses to receive a vaccination and accuses the nurse of having malicious intentions until she loses her patience and he reluctantly allows her to give him the vaccination.
  • When Stanners begins wearing a pile of tin foil to prevent mind rays from brainwashing him and requesting his father to do the same, his father then receives a call about an offense Stanners has committed. After hanging up, Stanners tells him that his actions cannot be his responsibility, as he only found out about the mind rays recently that afternoon. However, his father becomes brainwashed by the mind rays and is forced to sell Stanners' bicycle to Cash Converters to pay for the damage he caused, while Stanners fruitlessly protests against his decisions, unaware that he has been brainwashed.
  • After watching Prime Minister's Questions Time, he neglects his father's advice to do his own chores and refuses to learn from his father about the true nature of politics.
  • At school, Stanners commits arson by setting fire to the woodwork teacher, leading to Mrs. Fisher to tell Stanners to stay at home during an "offstep" inspection. When Stanners offers to write a letter to the government, his father tries to fetch him some papers, but Stanners avoids this by setting fire to the table.
  • When Stanners asks his father for careers advice, he suggests on getting a career out of murdering.
  • In the special Who Do I Think I Am?, Stanners commits a number of crimes. On his way to school, he accidentally steals someone's leg until he returns it. When he finally arrives at his class, he lands on Speccy and takes over his seat. After his teacher demands him to write a ten page essay detailing who he thinks he is under threat of forcing him to attend physical lunges with his harsh gym teacher, he fantasizes of Speccy getting scapegoated by alligators, forcibly marrying three women, and executing his own father with a guillotine. Later, when his father tells him the nature of evolution, Stanners fantasizes about throwing a snowball at a freezing Arctic hare at one point. Afterwards, when Speccy comes to his window offering advice on how to succeed in his essay, Stanners turns him down and closes the window on his fingers, causing him to fall down and get attacked by Scoffchops. Shortly afterwards, Stanners recalls a time when his father banned him from using their computer and disregards his advice anyway to use a site to figure out who he thinks he is until he is almost caught by his father. Later, after his father shows him how he was raised, Stanners meets Speccy outside and the latter once again tries to offer him advice on how to write his essay, only to be turned down again by Stanners, who hangs him onto the pole of a street light and callously remarks that he does not need his help before catapulting him off the street light. At one point, as he attempts to write his essay, two clones of Stanners attack each other.
  • In the special Angry Kid's Dark Side, after suffering from a series of nightmares, Stanners wakes up to find himself at school wearing a dress and he hits Speccy with a shoe.

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